• getting ready for school in the morning: sits on my bed without a shirt on for 10 minutes thinking about how much I hate school

laineybutts:

kirigiriurl:

praising your kid for doing something “normal” people do and outright acknowledging it as something abnormal for them (“you finally came out of your cave upstairs!” “you finally put some nice clothes on!”) has a very real chance of making them feel like their normal is below average and looked down upon

tldr don’t say shit like “oh, youre talking to us, this is new”

dear lord jesus yes

unquintessential-rants:

i-do-not-know-why-i:

audiencezombie:

verysweetpeach:

Hijab Tutorial for Eid by Nabiilabee

more like “how to style your hijab and look like a majestic queen” oh goodness

There’s a lady down my street that does this and every time I see her I tell her how beautiful it looks on her. It really makes both of our days better.

this is gorgeous.

Now this is fashion.

robfordforever:

postmodernismruinedme:

vardaesque:

unusualjourney:

what-rabbit-hole:

“some historians think that michelangelo was drawing god in a human brain. very few people knew what one looked like at the time; but michelangelo had dissected cadavers and would have known. it even has the hint of a brain stem. if true this would have been a great “fuck you” to the pope whom he was not friendly with but also would have meant god was in a human brain, or created by man.”

Interesting.

also michelangelo painted a baby angel flipping off the pope

image

the blond one, you see his right hand? that’s called the fig and it’s an old world european gesture for ‘fuck you” because apparently Pope Juluis II was a total raging asshole and everyone hated him

but nobody ever noticed this little fucker because the ceiling was so high

and then thirty years later they called michelangelo back to paint the wall behind the altar and he wasted no time in painting the gates of hell behind the pope’s chair

what a badass

It amuses me to this day how much Michelangelo hated his job

It actually wasn’t his job. He was a sculptor and had no interest in painting but the Pope required all known artists to submit an application to the church so that the church could decide who would paint the chapel. Michaelangelo, having no interest in painting anything, sarcastically drew a circle, but legend has it that he drew a perfect circle, and the pope selected Michaelangelo because of that. Michaelangelo was forced to do a job he despised, being a known critic of the church, but if he said no, the church would have either imprisoned him or killed him, so he was forced to do it, but used his knowledge and ability to further criticize the church with the various subtleties that are hidden in the ceiling. 

velvetqueer:

uhmwillowsomething:

huesosmccoy:

why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that

uh 

because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”

and not the slang word for the female genital region?

literally no one else knows this. nobody. 

roboboners:

jayda95:

all-because-we-fell-in-love:

floozys:

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…

stay in school y’all

i hate to be the bearer of bad news but the vagina and the vagina are, in fact, the same thing

dlubes:

do you ever need a five minute hug but only from like a specific person

laughterkey:

digg:

Skipping a rock over a frozen pond makes the coolest noise.

stick around for the surprise ending

There’s so much to talk about here

tattooed-disappointment:

angry-slowpoke:

tattooed-disappointment:

angry-slowpoke:

Guess what I got at the thrift store

is it a number 2? use that shit on every scantronevery time someones like "please take out your number 2 pencil"take it out and scream
“ME HOY MENOY”

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I am so sorry

tattooed-disappointment:

angry-slowpoke:

tattooed-disappointment:

angry-slowpoke:

Guess what I got at the thrift store

is it a number 2? use that shit on every scantron
every time someones like
"please take out your number 2 pencil"
take it out and scream

ME HOY MENOY”

This post has over 1,400 notes because of you

I am so sorry

bigwetnose:

reddlr-trees:

Pizza place at my university offers a “stoner pie” complete with pepperoni, bacon, extra cheese, mozzarella sticks, and French fries.

god that sounds so awful give me like 5

bigwetnose:

reddlr-trees:

Pizza place at my university offers a “stoner pie” complete with pepperoni, bacon, extra cheese, mozzarella sticks, and French fries.

god that sounds so awful give me like 5

twenyonepilots:

do you ever get sad attacks and it drains you and you’re just left sitting there like wow this is so uncalled for rude

sneakyfeets:

weloveshortvideos:

Baguette Hitman

literally any french person can tell you that that is not the proper way to use a baguette as a murder weapon

Step 1) Leave it out for a day or two

Step 2) Bludgeon victim over the head with it

congratulations their skull is concave

agentdoubleoheaven:

ariana grande literally turned away from her catholic upbringing as soon as the pope said that homosexuality and working women were sins bc she didn’t want to have faith in sexism and homophobia, she has gay representation in both the lyrics and videos of her new album, is a self described feminist, regularly calls interviewers out on their sexism and ppl on this site shit on her because of how she looks like how fucking misogynistic is that

egg-rolls:

when u stand up 2 fast n suddenly ur floatin thru space n time